A room of one’s bibliography

STYLE WARZ!

Music to Churn Out Disserpages

Why is it that only the 70s will do for some tasks?

Must finish by August to Get Cali Postdoc

Despite my warm feelings for 90% of my students…

Dear Students Writing “Hail Mary” Final Papers to Save Yourselves from Failing after Skipping the Last Month of Class,

You’re no Doug Fluties.

(And, yes, I do know that you were minus-5-year-olds when that pass was thrown.)

Sincerely,

Visiting Instructor Who Now Has to File Academic Dishonesty Paperwork

On the infection of ‘theory’

Student’s version of Marcus Garvey: Arise ye mighty race, deconstruct the hegemonic ideas of race, and discursively liberate yourselves!

I’m turning Stanley Fish, I think I’m turning Stanley Fish, I really think so…

Grading papers is turning me into a curmudgeonly Fish.